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Post by Harleen Quinzel on Jan 8, 2009 21:05:21 GMT -5
Harley kicked, screamed and ranted as the Asylums security dragged her to a padded cell. Her arms tied snug by the straight jacket they put her in. "I want out of this... lemme out!" With a whimper she let her legs go limp and was roughly dragged through the halls. "I'm innocent your all nuts and I want my phone call." A creak and grind of the metal door and Harley was tossed into her cell and told that she would be visited by the resident Physiologist first thing in the morning. "I am a Physiologist ya PANSY, Dr.Harley and I say your all in for a big hiney kicking when my puddin gets hold of you!" She kicks at the men who were now several feet away laughing at her. "You think I'm funny wait till you get a load of him, he's a hoot!" |
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Post by The Joker on Jan 10, 2009 9:20:54 GMT -5
"Here we go! Here we go!" the Joker chanted as he sat behind the wheel of the cement truck he had stolen. "Let the fun begin" he cackled into the two way radio, his eyes gleaming with excitement as he watch the wall of the asylum just over yonder with a great anticipation.
"Wait for it, wait for it!"
Suddenly the wall he was watching disappeared in a huge amount of fire and a cloud of gray smoke. It was coupled with an almighty bang! As it went up the Joker started laughing hysterically, bouncing in his seat as he turned the wheel of the truck at the metal wire fence and stamped on the accelerator. He sped straight though the fence with a deafening screech of metal on metal and was making a bee line for the newly re-modeled wall.
"Find her quick" he barked into the radio again as he pulled up the truck, he pulled out a machine gun and his knife and went to join the party.
"Harley!!! Lets go NOW!" he yelled still laughing as he shot a guard careening toward him. He picked his way over the smoldering rubble and looked at the rooms he had blown a hole into! "What are you looking at?" he asked a man who was lying on the ground, he was bleeding heavily and appeared to be holding his own insides, well in! "Is it the scars? Want to know how I got them?" he asked the man running his knife alone the mans forehead, but before either could go on, the man died. The Joker stood back up laughing once more. "I guess not then, right, on wards" |
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Post by Poison Ivy on Jan 10, 2009 11:57:56 GMT -5
Ivy sashayed past the guard at the first set of locked gates inside the Asylum wearing only her tight fitting green bathing suit and light green tights that emphasized her curves. As the guard was about to speak she quickly stood on her tip toes and kissed his cheek ultimately placing him under her control.
"Come and be a darling for me and open up these gates."
Smiling as the gates open up for her, Ivy walked down the dimly lit corridor that were the asylum cells.
"Show me to Harleen Quinzel's cell now!" she barked at the guard who was following her like a love sick puppy. As the guard unlocked another set of gates a loud boom echoed throughout the building,shaking it's structure.
Ivy hissed under her breath and barked at the guard again.
"Hurry up you dimwitted fool"
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Post by Harleen Quinzel on Jan 10, 2009 12:46:27 GMT -5
Harley lay flat on her back, her legs propped up on the cell door staring up connecting the dots in the speckled ceiling. "That one looks like Mister J..." She sighs happily until she spots one that resembled that Bats and rolls over on her stomach, pressing her cheek on the cold floor. "Ahh to heck with it..." Still tied in her straight jacket she jumped to her feet when a loud, almost defining explosion rang through the Asylum. "Woo looks like I'm outta here folks!" Talks to herself and hops up and down so she could see out the tiny door window. "Red.. ahh my knight in shinnin, green bathing suit!"
"Bout time you showed up, Mr.J almost beat ya to it, hey get me out of this thing would ya!" She peaks out of the cell looking around at all the smoke and dust flying around. Which could only be the handy work of her puddin. He always did have a way with redecorating, very talented she thought. "Hiya pal." Harley grinned innocently at the security guard realizing he was one of the two laughing at her and kicked him in the shin. "That's right pig squeal!" |
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Post by Poison Ivy on Jan 10, 2009 13:27:25 GMT -5
Grins at Harley and takes the keys off of the guard and opens the cell door. Leaning against the door and spinning the ring of keys around her finger, Ivy smiled at her friend.
"Hey there sugar, I've come to set you free from this hell hole."
She lightly skips forward and unties the straightjacket that bounded Harley up, it fell to the floor with a silent thud. Ivy stepped back and narrowed her eyes at the dust that was filling the corridor - he was getting too close for her liking, and she would not let him take Harley again!
She glared at the guard standing there doing nothing, awaiting her next order.
"You there, go and stop them! Fire your gun, hit them over the head with a mallet, lay down and play dead but whatever you do stop them!"
Grabs Harleys hand and runs from the cell, her bright red hair flying out like a cape behind her.
"C'mon Harley, we gotta get out of here."
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Post by The Joker on Jan 10, 2009 13:54:35 GMT -5
The Joker was half dancing, half skipping through the rubble killing anyone to got in his way. He was humming to himself through bursts of laughter at the mayhem around him. It made him feel at home, mayhem that was. Looking around for Harley, he also made sure that his real objective was taken care of, as he watched a very special someone escape into the night.
Grinning from ear to ear, quite literally! He made his way deeper into the asylum.
"Harley, Oh Harley? Where are you little one..." Chuckles and rounds a corner in the hall he had headed down and meets a guard who looks like he is on some sort of bad acid trip. "Well now, who are you?" He jumped out of the way as the guard shot at him and laughed manically "On second thoughts I really don't care who you are"
He moved quickly and cut the guard down with his favorite knife, licking his lips as he looked down at the dead man, "really shouldn't have tried to kill me you know, I hate it when people try to kill me!"
The Joker pushed his hair out of his face, still holding his bloody knife in the same hand, he looked at it and then bent down to wipe it clean on the guards uniform. It was then he noticed the lipstick on his cheek. Looking up he scowled, "Always in the way that one..." He turned another corner just in time to see the red hair of Ivy heading off in the opposite direction with Harley.
"COME on Harls, not everyday I blow up an asylum for ya..." he called out, he was sure she would choose him over Ivy, so he stood and waited for her to come to him. |
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Post by Harleen Quinzel on Jan 10, 2009 17:50:08 GMT -5
"Gimme that.. thank you.." She Yanks the large rifle from the security man meaning to take these matters into her own hands. "Never liked letting a man do the shootin for me!" Not even bothering to aim properly she shoots anything that moved whether it be doctor or inmate, didn't matter she was getting out of there no matter what. As she and Ivy made there way down the dark, debris littered halls there were shouts from other patents locked away like Harley had been, begging to be let out. She let go of Ivy's hand contemplating whether or not she should let some out. After all half of them were just as sane as she was, why not be fair right.. "Whatcha think Red... should we?" she asked hoping Ivy would say yes.
Harley came to a scratching halt when she heard his voice and spun around "Puddin!" In a split second she had the gun pointed at him. "Don't move ya jerk.." With the light touch from her finger it went off zooming past Joker hitting an armed man behind him in the shoulder. "He don't like it when people try an kill him... and nether do I..." She tosses the gun aside and throws herself on him. "You really know how to make a girl swoon you know that Mr.J?" She happily kisses him all over his handsome painted face. "Blowin up Arkham just for me!"
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Post by Poison Ivy on Jan 11, 2009 13:06:07 GMT -5
She grinned at Harley and immediately started opening cell doors. She quickly sprang from one door to the next, yanking the keys out of the keyhole as soon as the door unlocked.
"There you go guys. Freedom at last. Now beat it!"
Ivy's head snapped up when she heard the Joker calling Harley. She reached out a green gloved hand to stop her but her fingers grab thin air as Harley rushed towards her 'puddin'.
She sighed as she watched Harley kiss the lame excuse of a man, Ivy walked forward and stood at a safe distance from them both.
"He'll just hurt you again Harles. Why put yourself through it all over and over?"
The redhead looked at her friend and wished that she would finally see the light, see sense, that she didn't need the Joker. She had her.
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Post by The Joker on Jan 11, 2009 15:31:08 GMT -5
The Joker laughed as she shot the guard behind his shoulder and came barreling toward him. His eyes fixed on Ivy as Harley kissed him all over his face, a vicious victory smile on his painted face.
"Do you enjoy being second best Ivy?" he asked charmingly wrapping an arm around Harley and pulling her to his side possessively. He raised his machine gun in the other arm and looked around happily, before looking at Ivy again.
"Well would love to stay and chat, you could tell me what I'm doing wrong with my house plants, they keep dying you see..." He started laughing loudly slapping his knee with the hand that was holding the gun as he continued with his manic laugh. Then wiping the non existent tears from his eyes with the back of his hand. "Sorry I just can't help myself, I'm a fun guy you know! Well it's been fun, but gotta run, bats to kill and all that..., come on Harls."
He turned and started heading back down the way he had come. Pulling Harley roughly alone beside him, his grip on her much tighter than it needed to be. "Course I never would have had to make such a dreadful mess if you'd not being stupid enough to get yourself locked up in the first place" He swung the gun around at the rubble. "I mean look at what you made me do!"
He climbed over a large pile of concrete and half carried half shoved Harley with him. He looked back to see what the plant bitch was doing, he did not trust her at all and would not be satisfied till he knew she had disappeared. |
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Post by Poison Ivy on Jan 13, 2009 11:51:01 GMT -5
Ivy hissed through her teeth as the Joker told her she was second...to him of all people. She glared at him and crossed her arms over her chest and huffed slightly.
"I may be second be in Harleys eyes standing next to you, but at least I don't look like a steamroller has mistaked my face for the road!"
She smirked slightly at him and ran a hand through her perfect red hair. Ivy knew she was fabulous and gorgeous, she hated being thought to be second best.
"Well most likely the plants took one look at you and decided that death was better."
Her eyes blazed with anger as she saw how ruffly he was janking Harley around, shouting at her as if she were a child. Ivy took a step forward and half raised her hand towards her friend, her eyes pleaded with Harley.
"He'll just put you back in here Harley, or even worse, dead. Come on, come with me, we'll have a blast tearing up the town."
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Post by Harleen Quinzel on Jan 14, 2009 20:35:32 GMT -5
"Sorry puddin ran outta bullets.." He yanked at her pulling Harley and eventhough it hurt and she stumbled over and ran into large chunks of rock she never complained. "Wait... hey hang on a sec.. Mr.J I just need to..." She sort of halfway turned to look at Ivy but with the grip Joker had on her it was just a tinny bit hard to maneuver properly. "Red don't worry my love bug would never hurt me..." So she just called out very confident and glanced behind. Harley had total faith in Joker, that he would never really truly hurt her, on purpose... and if/when he did she would always forgive him, of course.
Harls hated to see her friend plead with her, it made her feel horrible. Made her wish the two of them could just get along already! It would definitely make life alot easier, she and Red could have a girls night out without Joker attempting to kill her off. That would really be nice. Just one night of museum robbing without there car exploding... ahh the possibilities. "Red you know I love ya please don't hate me!" She called out once more before Joker pulled them down another hall and Ivy was out of sight.
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Post by The Joker on Jan 15, 2009 16:40:03 GMT -5
The Joker and Harley reached the huge gapping hole in the wall and he pulled her toward the cement truck he had used to crash the party. He laughed hysterically at the red head as she pleaded with Harleen to leave him.
"She will never leave me, you lose, I win, all is right with the world." he taunted her in a high pitched voice. "And here we go Harls, into the truck like a good girl. Course you know I won't hurt you." He said while throwing hard her toward the passenger door.
He pulled open his door and climbed up into the seat, throwing the gun in before him. He slammed the door after him and looked over to Harley who was already in the seat beside him.
"Love to stick around and chat more, but I'm bored, and I don't like being bored do I Harls?" He yelled out the truck window to Ivy while he turned the key in the ignition and fired the engine. He revved it hard and then put it into gear, putting his foot to the floor and laughing headed toward the hole he had made earlier. |
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Post by Poison Ivy on Jan 15, 2009 17:01:31 GMT -5
Ivy bit the inside of her cheek as she watch Harley get thrown about. She hated seeing her friend get treated like rubbish. She hated seeing her get tossed around like a rag doll. And more than anything, she hated the Joker getting picked over her.
She narrowed her eyes as she walked towards the gaping hole where the cement truck had plowed through. The bright sunlight streamed in through the hole and bounced off of everything in sight. It was then that Ivy noticed the potted plants placed at intervals along the cell doors.
The red head grinned as she sashayed towards the plants, keeping one eye on the truck. She lowered her hands to the leaves and encouraged the plant to grow.
"There's a baby, come help mommy stop the bad man."
As she whispered to the plants, the vines crawled over her arms and along her body. She smiled as she stood at the edge of the hole, the vines quivering around her.
"Hey slime-ball! Have a taste of Mother Nature!"
Ivy tossed her head in the air and laughed as she sent the vines flying towards the truck. They wrapped themselves around the wheels and then the truck body, rendering it immobile.
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Post by Harleen Quinzel on Jan 15, 2009 17:48:52 GMT -5
Harley stumbled into the passenger side and slammed the door shut as she rubbed her elbow. Some how he had smacked it good on something and it was stinging something awful. "Jeezy creezy that hurts.." Harley whined and kicked the dashboard out of frustration as they took off. "Ahh home sweet home here we come!" Her bad mood floated away as soon as Joker revved the cement truck engine. "So you wanna rev up your Harley later, she been dying for a nice ri..."
The truck lurched to a stop and Harley hit the dash chest first. "What tha blue blazes!" She had to gasp for breath as she sat upright on her seat. "Ahh come on Red not now!" Harley yelled out the window at Ivy whom she had noticed was wrapping some of her "babies" around their transportation. "Just peachy!" |
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Post by The Joker on Jan 19, 2009 10:05:08 GMT -5
The Joker looked at Harley with a wicked grin at the mention of revving her motor and was about to tell her just how revved she was going to get when the truck stopped moving and he saw the vines holding the truck in place.
"God damn plant whore!" he spat as he looked out the mirror of the truck and floored the accelerator again to try and break free. "You have SERIOUSLY bad taste in friends woman" he said and then started laughing. He winked at Harley and reached down under the seat, coming back up with a jerry can of gasoline. He shoved it at Harley still laughing. "Climb out the window like a good little girl and pour that on the silly woman's plants, off you go now" he told her in an excited voice, his plan was genius, and like all his plans it had only just accrued to him. He would burn his way out!
"Lets she what she makes of my friend shall we!" He pulled out a book of matches and waited for Harls to pour the gas on the vines. |
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