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Post by The Joker on Jan 15, 2009 20:42:40 GMT -5
*walks into the old ware house and looks around excitedly*
Yes, yes, yes, it's show time
*looks down at the invites he had sent out to all of Gotham's residents. No one had been excluded in this very special party.*
Harley? Come here, our lovely guests will be arriving soon, you are ready for the surprise for them aren't you?
*laughs at the thought of his very special surprise*
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Post by Harleen Quinzel on Jan 15, 2009 20:56:33 GMT -5
*Skips along in her 60's house wifey dress*
How do I look puddin, never had a dinner party before wanted to look nice!
*raises eyebrow*
What you got planned this time...
*sighs*
Sure hope its not what I think it is... we'll never have a decent party again!
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Post by theoprhan on Jan 15, 2009 21:17:23 GMT -5
*enters the room straddled on the back of a large dog*
Good, boy!
*gives the dog a treat and looks up to the two party hosts*
Now that I am here, the PARTY can start!
*ties up the lead of the dog to the exposed pipe and pats its head*
Now, what should be done first...
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Post by The Joker on Jan 15, 2009 21:21:53 GMT -5
*picks Harley up and spins her around*
Looking flash there doll!
*laughs and drops her on the ground*
Oi, get that mutt outta my party little girl, unless you want it to become the food for the evening.
*pulls out his knife*
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Post by Harleen Quinzel on Jan 15, 2009 21:32:14 GMT -5
*goes a bit dizzy for the spinning*
Oh look a puppy!
*Aww's and wobbles towards it*
No you don't!
*grabs a chicken leg, points it and guards the pup from Mr.J*
Don't make me use this.. you know I will!
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Post by theoprhan on Jan 15, 2009 21:40:34 GMT -5
*stands to the side of the dog and pats its head*
There, there. I know they are scaring you, but guess what? I promise you that this fear is only temporally.
*pulls out the pistol she had stuck in her pocket and points it at the dog's head*
Now this will only hurt for a second. Although, I don't know if I would want to get messy...
*cocks head to think of a way to stay clean from the blown out brains of the dog*
Hey, anyone mind if there is a bloody mess?
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Post by The Joker on Jan 15, 2009 21:45:21 GMT -5
*jumps up and down like a crazed lunatic with excitement*
By all means, I am a HUGE fan of bloody messes
*laughs and grabs at harley with her chicken leg*
Ah my silly girl, what you going to do with that?
*tries to get a hold of her still laughing*
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Post by Harleen Quinzel on Jan 15, 2009 21:53:15 GMT -5
*Chucks the chicken at Joker*
I'll beat you with it... death my chicken bone is possible Ive seen it on TV!
*Is slick and evades Mr.J then hops on the dog*
Away my trusty stead we must set you free!
*gallops away*
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Post by The Joker on Jan 15, 2009 21:56:08 GMT -5
*falls to the ground laughing as Harls rides away on the huge dog*
You idiot, chicken bones don't kill you by beating you, they joke you.
*props himself up on his ellows, lying on his stomach*
Your crazy you know that woman
*yells after her*
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Post by theoprhan on Jan 15, 2009 22:03:28 GMT -5
*grins as the thought of blood splattered all over the place is awesome*
Well, you heard the man boy.
*screams as dog is rode away by the woman*
Hey! That's MY dog!
*chases with gun drawn and pointed at the big hairy creature*
He is a scarifice in a ritual for the clown!
*stops as suddenly remembers something*
Wait! He is MY dog...
*puts two fingers in mouth and gives a loud whistle, watches as dog makes an about face and runs straight forward*
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Post by The Joker on Jan 15, 2009 22:07:53 GMT -5
*jumps up and grabs the girl*
Oi that's my woman your pointing that gun at! No one but me gets to do that
*puts knife at the girls mouth*
Now, you want scars like mine or you gonna drop the gun?
*laughs manically*
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Post by theoprhan on Jan 15, 2009 22:12:37 GMT -5
*points gun at crouch*
You want to be singing soprano?
*grins evilly as her finger twitches on the trigger*
If you don't think I will, just try me...
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Post by Harleen Quinzel on Jan 15, 2009 22:28:33 GMT -5
I'm not crazy!
*Is bucked off the dog when its master calls*
No stop Fido, don't go to the dark side.. stay, halt, freeze!
*is dragged along by the leash screaming and stops right in front of Joker and the girl.. who by the looks of it had a gun pointed right at....!*
Wait right there little lady!
*Gets to feet with lightening speed*
Get that thing AWAY from my mans jewels!
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Post by theoprhan on Jan 15, 2009 22:36:50 GMT -5
*only grins wider and keeps looking at the clown*
I will when he takes his toy away from my mouth...
*voice is dripping with a warning and hint of a threat*
The streets is a quick way to toughen up or die... It is your choice.
*laughs with complete insanity*
I'm rather fond of my mouth... How fond of his jewels are you? I can assure you that it had better be more than my mouth.
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Post by nightstar on Jan 16, 2009 10:47:06 GMT -5
Flies overhead singing her little heart out to the heavy metal song that was blasting out of her ipod. Looks down below and spots a slight commotion.
Frowning she scoops down and hovers at a distance above the trio.
"Cooee, alright ducks?"
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